How to find some more weight

While many of you would probably be glad to loan me some extra weight, I really feel I have plenty of my own.  However, the insurance company believes that your BMI must be at a certain level to have lap band surgery.  They don't look at the fact that my BMI WAS at that level before I had the surgery and then I lost weight and then some because of the infection so now I'm below that BMI.  I must gain 4 more pounds (have already gained 5) in order to qualify for them to put a new lap band in.  Silly, I say!